Sue a Friend

I guess some of you may need this service:

“Just as Coke Zero stole the taste of Coke, someone you know may have stolen YOUR personal taste. Perhaps they bought the same hat as you, or started downloading the same kind of music. This kind of taste thievery cannot go unpunished. Take advantage of our revolutionary Sue-a-Friend Technology and sue the pants off anyone who is copying you.”

http://www.cocacolazero.com/sueafriend.html

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